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Friday, June 17, 2005

DIY Conspiracy theory

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand the assimilation of human souls into a virtual online world you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Mawalien Tech group made up of jewish golfers with help from Benfica sympathisers.
The conspiracy first started during The writing of "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" in Lima, Peru. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Bill Clinton/Cigar Scandal.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Responding to any question with "Huh? What?".
They want to force people to listen to rap music composed by Senator Baku-baku Mblenzi Makka-wakka the 3rd and imprison resisters in Lisbon, Portugal using rikshaws.
In order to prepare for this, we all must train monkeys to write shakesperian poetry. Since the media is controlled by Lesbians we should get our information from Bill Gates.

Make up your own here:

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

1 comment:

sara said...

MAY PEACE BE UPON YOUR SOUL, HEART, MIND, AND BODY...AMEN