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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Spaniards really are imbeciles...

Menshealth asked 40.000 men "How do you please your women?"

Here is a reasonably sensible answer from India, called "the Fusion":

"Sit on the bed or floor with your legs extended out in front of you. Lean back about 15 degrees, supporting yourself with your arms. Ask her to sit facing you, and help her lower herself on your penis while she leans back and supports her body with her arms behind her. Her knees should be bent and near your shoulders. "This is one of the few positions in which the union of sexual organs is visible for both partners," says Mahinder Watsa, M.D., a sex therapist in India. "That translates into an increase in sexual excitement."




And, here is how the Spanish do it: "The Downward Dog"

Ask her to rest her chest on the bed while lifting her rear in the air. From your knees, enter her from behind. Thrust downward slightly and the bottom of your penis will massage her vaginal wall where her G-spot is located. "This position lengthens her vaginal wall," says Pedro Otero, a sexologist in Spain, "which tightens her and makes you feel bigger."

So guys, if you want to please your woman, make her act like a dog, and do it in such a way that you get all the pleasure...

Arf Arf...

1 comment:

maurobindo said...

I knew we would agree in this one.