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Monday, October 23, 2006

Danger signs

If you've become a radiation mutant
with a deformed hand, remember
to close the window.
No one wants to see that shit.
Hurricanes, animal corpses
and the biohazard symbol
have a lot in common.
Think about it.
Use your flashlight to lift
the walls right off of you!

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

My personal Favourite:

If your building collapses,

give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.


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