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Sunday, June 15, 2008


If I have more kids, I am going to call them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up i will just hit them all at once.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

If my hand could get pregnant, today I would be the father and founder of the third global superpower.

If a man makes a statement in a forest, and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

Duct tape is like ‘the force, it has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn!

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