If I have more kids, I am going to call them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up i will just hit them all at once.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
If my hand could get pregnant, today I would be the father and founder of the third global superpower.
If a man makes a statement in a forest, and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?
Duct tape is like ‘the force, it has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together
That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn!