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Friday, November 24, 2006

Great Pics

I sent this to about 20 people over MSN Messenger
I Got:
4 Nice's
5 Lindo's
1 Lindo Amor....
2 Cool's
1 Stop bothering me... I told you never to talk to me again, you FREAK!!!!

The rest didnt reply...

Friday, November 03, 2006

Fekked up post

This posting is gonna be crap...

But here ya go.

TYry your luck at

Enneagram Type Indicator Results

Your highest score will indicate you basic type, or it will
be among the top 2-3 scores.
You have answered all the questions -- terrific!

The Nine Personality Types of the Enneagram

Type 1Type 2Type 3Type 4Type 5Type 6Type 7Type 8Type 9

Type 1: The Reformer. The rational, idealistic type.

Type 2: The Helper. The caring, nurturing type.

Type 3: The Motivator. The adaptable, success-oriented type.

Type 4: The Artist. The intuitive, reserved type.

Type 5: The Thinker. The perceptive, cerebral type.

Type 6: The Skeptic. The committed, security-oriented type.

Type 7: The Generalist. The enthusiastic, productive type.

Type 8: The Leader. The powerful, aggressive type.

Type 9: The Peacemaker. The easygoing, accommodating type.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Bond Bloopers

Some of the biggest mistakes from Bond movies through the years... More videos here.

Bishops Finger Beer

Bavaria Beer

Online confessions

03/24/2006 at 19:28:13 - Sorry, young man. I'll be nice to you when I see you, and throw the baseball around once in awhile. But understand, I am mainly here to fuck your mom. She is okay with it. Hopefully you will be too. It sounds way worse on paper than it actually is.

01/26/2006 at 01:50:17 - I am so smart that I never have to study for anything and still get excellent grades with no trouble. The only problem is I'm a lazy piece of shit!

05/17/2005 at 21:05:43 - I envy your happiness. I only wish that one day, I can be happy too.

More lamenting at Notproud

10 reasons why christianity is wrong

The 10 Reasons Why Christianity is Wrong
by Trevor Burrus · October 30th, 2006 ·

10. It is Absurd: This may seem like I am re-stating what this list sets out to show. However, this is misleading. When someone comes to us with an extravagant claim the most common reason we may discount the claim is because, to put it curtly, we find it absurd. The reason why the majority of people don’t believe in Scientology, reincarnation, Mormonism, Greek Gods, etc. is not because they have extensively researched the historicity and veracity of the claims, it is because they don’t believe such things happen in the world. In other words, common sense tells us that when someone claims the absurd almost anything is more likely to be the case (i.e. they are lying, they are delusional, they are relying on misinformation) then for the absurdity to be real. Men do not miraculously heal the sick, raise the dead, cure the blind, and rise from the grave. The claims of Christianity are prima facie absurd. The burden of proof is on them.

Check out the other 9 reasons on Trevors' Site...
Above from

Whats the difference between me and a christian?

A christian would have mailed 150 people with "proof" that Jesus exists / is the savious / is dead, but is coming back REAL soon / other things i cant think of right now...

Stuff I did know

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters

Almonds are members of the peach family.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have
about ten.

The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase
"Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead".

There is a seven letter word in the English language that
contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters,
"therein" the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are
registered blood donors.

John Larroquette of "Night Court" and "The John Larroquette
Show" was the narrator of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after
Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in
Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw
up.The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of
it's mouth.Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the
stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully
ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth
from 1.8 miles away.

The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the
creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z,
hence "Oz."

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar
tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the
left hand.

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a
statement made by swearing on their testicles.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.


Trying to see if gifs work on frikkin blogger....


How did sites look back in the good old days?


IMDB from 1996

Yahoo from 1996

The Wyte House

Check out more net memorabilia here

The truth? I can not handle the truth...

by Kennedy.

Look out for other greats like Hunter S., Mel Brooks, Hitler, and Kurdt Cobain???

Truth hurts, huh?

What do animals mean to us?

Quite a few things, apparently...

AIDS - It's out there...

Hard to imagine we still need ads like this......

" Civilisation, are we really civilised? Yes or no, who are we to judge?"

Mr Wendal, Arrested Development